Cubs and people associated with the Cubs that stand out among the hundreds that are truly worth hating.


Sammy Sosa
Where to start? Possibly the most selfish player in MLB history. Could not care less if the team won as long as he hit a home run. Celebrated home runs with his childish hop even when the Cubs were hopelessly losing. He had absolutely no concept of how to play baseball. I do not think I ever saw him hit a cutoff man. He had the dim witted bleacher bums eating out of his hands. Ran amok in the clubhouse and the Cub's brass cowered to his every whim. When the home run totals declined and he was no longer worth the trouble the Cubs avoided the bad publicity of getting rid of him by telling slack jawed Cub's fans that he was selfish and had to go.
Cub's Fans
Without a doubt the worst fans in sports. Drunk, obnoxious, clueless and laughingly optimistic. They spend more time on their cell phones than watching the game. The bitter jealousy usually masked comes out after one too many beers. They think every new player the team brings up or buys is the next Babe Ruth. The list of flops is a mile long. And when they do bring up a gem from AAA like Zambrano or Soto no one knows or says anything about them. A strange man dressed in a full uniform yelling woo-woo is an icon of the fans and they line up to take his picture.
Zambrano
Completely lacking in class. Loves to show up opponents with his juvenile antics and then turns around and gets offended when they show even the slightest celebration. Often shows up his team mates by getting visibly mad when they are not perfect in the field. Has shown no signs of maturing despite being in the league for 8 years.
Jim Hendry
His complete lack of ability has forced him to try to outspend ever other team in the division so that they have a chance to win. Rather than build a strong team with young talent and wise signings he just throws tons of money at any free agent that comes along. To pay for his incompetence he has slathered Wrigley Field in ads and has destroyed most of it's historic feel. Cub's fans should especially hate him because he is the cause of the sky rocketing ticket prices.
Ramirez
Talented but lazy. He pouts whenever things do not go his way. Whenever he goes through a cold streak at the plate he stops playing hard and often jogs to first.
Dusty Baker
I was never quite sure he was even awake during the games. Let his players, especially Sosa run the asylum. His players were even allowed to call the press box to complain about the announcers during the game.
Ronnie Woo-Woo
Possible the most annoying person on earth. Wears the same dirty uniform to every game and yells woo woo incessantly. Any other fans on earth would hate the guy and tell him to get lost. But Cub's fans treat him as a cult hero. He is not only at all of the games but he attends spring training and is seen on many road trips. I am not sure if the Cubs or some of their fans are spending the thousands of dollars to support him.
Blago
Not only a corrupt and horrible governor but a huge Cub fan. Honored Hendry for his zero accomplishments by naming a section of road after him.
Santo
I do respect him for all that he has accomplished despite the many obstacles he has faced. But he is such a die hard fan and bad announcer it is tough not to dislike him. His yearly begging to get into the hall of fame is not very endearing.